Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
