U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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