Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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