Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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