I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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