I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize