508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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