a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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