just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
only you would photoshop your dick
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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