for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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