What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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