She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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