Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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