Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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