My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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