Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
