he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just tell him i said nine months
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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