i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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