He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My balls are so social today.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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