Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I have fence marks all over my body
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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