with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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