My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
