So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I looked at my own cervix.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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