Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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