Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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