i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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