Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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