id be glad to
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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