I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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