jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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