i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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