My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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