I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
