It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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