bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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