I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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