I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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