so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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