The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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