Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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