the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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