we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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