The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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