So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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