Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
God, I missed his penis.
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