And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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