Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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