the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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