Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I want a musical about memes.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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