We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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