I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
True college students do jello shots in the library
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