we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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