entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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