Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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