my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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